• I love families... And I will do anything to help them. Well except for my daughter Meg.
  • I want everyone to have the time and money to raise their kids right, like I did with Stewie.
  • I will kill all terrorists.
  • If you vote for me I'll cure cancer, I mean seriously it can't be that hard can it?

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